Where did Dragoon go? I heard he quit sky block. [Music] I heard that he died. I was hiding in this bush the whole time. But after 2 years of playing other games, I got tons of comments begging me to come back. And one of them told me there's a new foraging update and said I couldn't get the J dragon pet. I live for proving random people on the internet wrong. So, I logged back in and went looking for the dragon. I talked to Charlie, who told me I have to complete five quests on the tutorial islands before getting to Galatia, where I can find the dragon. I love tutorials. His quest was to give him 64 birch logs, so I have to chop trees for him. That's free labor. This game has slavery. Good to see nothing's changed. The next island had Kelly, who said she broke her axe. You can't do that. This server has no item durability. I can't break tools. So, she broke the game mechanics. This is the strongest creature in the world. I chucked wood fur and ran to the third island where the quest was to stand in a fire and burn for the NPC's entertainment. I am used to people laughing at my pain, so this came naturally to me. Fourth island, I had to chop more wood. This is not very creative. On the last island, I met Molebert, who is not a mole, but there are moles on the island, and he got me to set traps for them because he is not a mole. He got stuck in the mole trap because he is a mole. He begged me not to tell anyone that he's a mole. I promise, Mo, but I won't tell anyone important. I can now travel to Galatia. Ena told me that before finding the dragon, I have to do a tutorial. Yes, I love tutorials. Swoop taught me I can punch bushes for flowers and chop trees for wood, but when the trunk is gone, I can't reach the upper log. I wept for eternity. I never figured out how to chop these logs. But in a parallel universe, I figured out that if I right click, I can throw my axe upward. I did not know wood cutters did this. I asked a professional arborist if this is how they cut trees. No, that's a [ __ ] horrible idea. This just proves you can't trust everything you see on the internet because Minecraft is trustworthy. With a tutorial done, I am ready for the dragon. Another tutorial. Get my next tutor is David Hunter. He said I need to buy an axe from Allan. So I did, which allowed me to attack skeletons when they're on one health. I can suck them into a black hole. This seems strange, so I checked the internet again. Do you kill skeletons with a black hole while cutting trees? Who are you? And with that complete, I started looking for the Jade Dragon pet. First, I found Nemo. He sells snorkeling equipment because there is a huge underwater lake in the center of Galatia. I dived down and the fish ran away from me. Come back, salmon. I came to the surface and in the center of the pond, I met Agatha. She explained that every sky block day, that's every 20 real life minutes, she hosts a contest. You get points for things like catching fish, chopping trees, punching bushes. If I get 1,500 points, I get the legendary rewards. Maybe the J Dragon is a legendary reward from her contest. I chopped a tree and got 16 points for it, which gets me into the common category, but I joined partway through, so I only have 6 minutes left. I cut more fig trees, then tried cutting a mangrove tree. Agatha said I shouldn't do that. I'm not strong enough. So, I murdered her. But in a parallel universe, I listened to her and went back to fig trees. By the end of the contest, I had 100 points, which got me uncommon rewards. 12 Agatha coupons. I can get a frog pet. Actually, no, that's too expensive. I looked around the island in search for more ways of getting points. And found another person that wanted to watch me burn alive. This is what it feels like making videos for you. Then I punched a flower bush and got three points for Agatha's contest. I don't think collecting flowers would get me legendary, but I thought I'd give it a go. I equipped a sword that teleports me forward so I'm faster. Oh yeah, I am kind of rich from my old playing on this server. You can't ask how I got the money. I waited for the contest to begin and started chopping flowers and running around the map looking for more. Each gives three points. I'm already at 21. I ran in a loop around the entire map, giving the bushes enough time to respawn by the time I got back to the start. With 5 minutes down, I had 400 points. So, I'm on pace to get 1,600. That's legendary. There's no way. I kept going and have 1,200 points with 8 minutes left. Six more. Three more. Legendary. I ended up with over 2,000 points. And the legendary reward was the 30 Agatha coupons. At least I can buy the frog now. Though it wasn't the dragon. Damn it. The comment was right. And someone else challenged me. I challenge you to get sponsored by Gub. Okay, let me try. Done. This video is sponsored by Gug, a game where I can type in anything I want to create a GUG. Machine gun. I got a goug that shoots enemy. Exponential growth. Gave me infinite health. Delete game. Oh, that was a bad idea. I asked the arborist what his favorite goug was. He said, "Please leave me alone." So, I typed that in and created this gug who stopped enemies attacking. Once I've created my gugs, they go into battle. And the enemy also has insane creation. So, it can get difficult, especially if they delete game. There are ways around it, though. It's all up to your own creativity. The Gugg demo has very positive reviews on Steam. Click the link in the description to see if you can make a better GUG than me. The full game releases August 12th and will be 20% off during launch week. At least here, I can get a Jade Dragon. I win. Video over. But in a parallel universe, I never discovered Gug and went back to Galatia to look for the J Dragon. Of course, the giant underwater lake. The dragon is probably resting at the bottom of it. So, I dived into the water. Bonvoyage. I went down. I threatened the salmon and through the tunnels. I started taking damage because I couldn't breathe. I have to get to the surface before I die. If you die, you lose half of your money. Unless you pay for insurance by buying this cookie, then you don't lose anything. Being rich is helpful. I would recommend it. I went back down searching for anything suspicious. Ooh, there's some stone here. And behind it is ancient ruins. This has to be it. I talked to Tilken and he said, "Blub, punch, blub, lantern, bluff." What could this mean? What do you know? Who do you work for? Punch. Punch. It's obvious. I have to No. Oh, I had to punch this lantern and it turned blue. Nice. Then I drowned. Luckily, Nemo fished me out and brought me back to the surface. He says I shouldn't do that again. So, I did it again and drowned and did it again and drowned and did it again. I continually went back in and drowned for the rest of my life. But in a parallel universe, I actually listened to Nemo. He said, "If I want to survive longer, I'll need more pressure resistance." You see, pressure is a real world phenomena that occurs when being submerged in water. If you watch this YouTube video, you'll understand it. I'm not going to repeat it all because I don't want to steal their work and because I don't really get it. But since Minecraft is a perfect representation of real life, pressure also applies here. So I got my old divers's armor out and wore that. Remember, don't ask where I got my money. Looking through recipes, I found a pressure talisman, which gives 10 more pressure resistant. To craft it, I need to collect 500 sea lumies. These little candle looking things underwater. I made friends with the fish. The salmon and I repaired our friendship. I got all 500. But to craft the talisman, I need one deep route, which you get from mangrove tree. [ __ ] you, Agatha. I crafted it. And with this, I can survive long enough to get into the ancient ruins and claim the Jade Dragon. Bon voyage. I clicked the lantern. Okay, now what? The door isn't open. Um, oh, there's another lantern. The link is broken. So, that was wrong. But in life, you always have a chance. Then I drown. I went back down. First lantern, then this one. The link isn't broken. I see. The Jade Dragon is only accessible for geniuses. Only people that can click five objects in the correct random order. I did it. The guardian of the temple opens up the door. Forest temple, the altar of an ancient beer. Is that the jade dragon? No, the dragon isn't anywhere. What's going on? I asked the lumberjack. The forest temple is a church to the gods of sky block. Praise them and receive woodcutting buffs. The J dragon is elsewhere. Oh, wait. No, he said I'm calling the police. Damn, I knew it wasn't that easy. So, I left and continued my search. It's probably somewhere deeper in the water. I swam around looking for any secret opening. I found a long tunnel. It kept going. My god, what is this? It's a new area, but I lost my breath. Damn it. I need more pressure resistance. Well, there is actually an upgrade to the pressure talisment. The pressure artifact gives 30 pressure resistance instead of 10. But to craft it, I need 5,000 sea loomies. That would take hours. or alternatively use my money that I got through honest means to buy it from someone else. Hypixel Sky Block has an auction house where players trade their items for money. This is actually an MMO with thousands of players. You haven't seen them because I've just been ignoring them the entire video. I wonder why I'm so antisocial. Maybe it's because being burned alive is my safe space. All right, fine. I will tell you how I got my money. You just got to hear me out. All right, it it's slave labor. But it's only robot slaves, which is very political right now. I have 20 minions that work on gathering me resources like wood or stone. They work 24 hours a day. I take their resources and sell them to other players for profit. It's not that bad, except for the zombie minions who are creating human life, corrupting it, then murdering them. I don't use those anymore. Anyway, I used minions for many years, and I have $300 million. So, I bought a pressure artifact and took another dive attempt to get to the depths of the dragon. I found the tunnel. I just kept going on forever until I ran out of breath. I need more pressure resistance. Or so you thought. Instead, I need more respiration. It's a different stat that is the exact same thing. It makes me survive underwater longer. And to get it, I need the respiration artifact. To craft this item, you have to enter another dimension through a wizard. Then progress through the dimension to the top of the mountain and kill approximately a,000 puff enemies to get 128 puff truckers. Then you can craft the artifact. Or you can use money and buy someone else's who did all that for you. I got the artifact. I went underwater and found some bubbles. When I sit in them, my breath doesn't go down and my pressure is at zero. This is where I start. on voyage. I raced down the tunnel. I kept turning to the right. This is long. That's what she said. Oh, come on. Wait. What's that? I drowned, but there was an ending. That water had a surface. Back to bubbles. Turn around. Go to the right. My pressure is at 100%. Yes. No. I kept trying. If I make the turns perfectly, surely I can make it. But I drowned and drowned until someone messaged me. Draton, get the attribute that gives you depth pressure. Since this is an MMO, everyone else can see when I die. though. You told me I need to get an attribute. Do you remember when I used a black hole to capture a skeleton? Well, that gives me the skeleton's soul, and if I consume it, I get 1% more damage to skeletons. But if I capture a lumi squid and consume its soul, I get five pressure resistance. The only thing is catching these squids is incredibly difficult. So, I bought them. Should I be buying souls on the market? I asked the arborist. He told me never to speak to him again. But to use them, I need to be level 10 hunting. Damn it. I can't just pay for everything. I have to do the work myself. And you can level hunting by hunting fish with a net. I'm sorry, salmon. This was never going to work. You like swimming and I like omega-3 oils. Attack. Did I just miss a stationary salmon? Unsubscribe from me. Wait, I got it. Subscribe to me. Subscribe with three fake accounts to get me to a million. I fished until hunting level 10. The squid saws got me plus 15 pressure resistance. Bonfing voyage. I missed. I completely messed up. Maybe it's easier in third person. Oh my god, I swim like this. I apologize to everyone though. All my swimming footage wasn't like this. This is way better to watch. I run into a wall. I feel like I can make it through. Back to the bubbles. Turn around straight away. Always stay to the right wall. Come on. I sat underwater and considered my options. I can't ask my best source of information anymore. My friendship is ruined. I have to use pure skill and money. I bought more squid souls for more pressure resistance. Let's go. [Music] I made it. Finally. Oh, it's a dragon. A green jade dragon. Fight me. Wait, no. Please be my pet. I didn't actually think of what to do with this part. I just wanted to find it. Oh, here are its eggs. What would it take to part a great mother dragon from her egg so I can have a pet? 500 million coins. The good news is I'm not the only one that only cares about money in this world. The bad news is I don't have 500 million coins. I am poor. >> I went to my personal island. It's been a long time. At least I can fly here. And at least I still have my giant Dwayne Johnson artwork in the sky. I checked the bank. I have $250 million in it and 25 mil in my purse. I need a lot more for the dragon. Selling autographs for one coin. Someone gave me 69 coins for free. I thank them for saving my life. Only 300 million to go. I went back to my island to cry, but remembered my original wealth strategy. My minions can make me rich. No, they have a maximum storage. They fill up on materials after a couple of days and then just stop. And I haven't checked on them in over 2 years. Except before I left, I foraw this and I placed in every minion an enchanted hopper. Automatically sells generated items when the minion has no space. Items are sold for 90% of their selling price. So, in the last 2 years, this minion has earned me 33 million coins and I have over 20 minions. After collecting from them all, I have 619 million coins in my purse. Slave labor for the W. I can now buy the J Dr. Wait, do I want the Jade Dragon or do I want to be a billionaire? I took all your money out of my bank and I have 891 million coins. I need 110 million more. Wait, not all my minions were tarantula. I also had a fishing minion, hard stone minions, and a magma cube minion. I collected and have 933 million. Selling random stuff in my chest got me 942 million. I went to the big hub with 80 players trying to trade and was immediately overwhelmed by everyone saying they're lowballing. They weren't using the chat as a WebMD for fertility problems. Low balling is where you buy items for less than they're worth. They are transparently saying they want to scam you. Who falls for that? See me? I am a genius negotiator. I convinced someone to give me $50 million and all I had to give them was $50 million. What a deal. If I turn my volume up, the noises in this hub are insane. Someone gave me a free iron sword that's worth at least three coins. I look through my armor sets, but I don't have any worth much. I only have one type of possession that's worth millions. In a past video, I tried getting every animal pet in the game. Partially because I love animals, and partially because I base my life decisions on the Pokémon intro. >> To get to a billion dollars, I have to sell my pets. And for the first time, I wondered if buying my way through everything, becoming a billionaire, and selling my pets, is this unethical? Whatever, bro. Well, that settles it. So, I put up three pets for auction. My pet Rock, my pet Jerry. This is technically a human being. Don't think about it too hard. And my pet Blaze. I'm also selling 64 cookies from my cookie clicker run, which I'm still doing. It just takes me months to get each achievement at this point. I said, "Merry Christmas and went to sleep. I'm up." I checked on my auctions. The cookies didn't sell. Supply is slightly higher than demand. My Jerry sold for 11 million. My rock sold for 4,000. That's fair. And my Blaze 100 million coins. I did it. I am a billionaire. Okay, time to spend it. I found the spot one final time. Bon. Hello, dragon. The great beast said I must prove my worth. Pretty sure having a ton of money makes me worthy. I bought the other items off the auction cuz I'm filthy rich. And then bought the J Dragon egg. Why is it still an egg? I wanted a dragon, not a dragon egg. Hatches at level 100. And it's level one. To get it level 100, it needs experience. Then I will have an actual jade dragon. Since it's a foraging pet, I chop wood to level it up, going fast, then slower. Each level requires more and more XP to level. I'm at level 17 with a few thousand XP. Level 100 requires hundreds of millions of XP. This will take me 4 months of non-stop Minecraft chopping. And so I will do that. But in a parallel universe, I decided not to do that. Instead, I'm going to use carrots. You see, rabbits eat carrots. It makes them stronger. And dragons are just really big rabbits. Isn't that right? No. But the point is, if you smush 576 carats together, you get a simple carrot candy. If you smush a few thousand carrots together, you get a better carrot candy. The ultimate carrot candy is made of 4,346,368 carrots all smooshed into one item, and it gives any pet 1.5 million XP. So, I fed 10 of them to my J Dragon, and it became level 93. But 10 is the maximum amount of candy you can feed a pet. I need to chop wood for the final seven levels. Except if you travel into the wizard's dimension and chop 448 flowers, you can craft a magical bowl that can feed pets two more candies per day, regardless of the max. With those two, it went to level 95. There's one more thing I can do. Collecting materials from minions gives you XP as if you farmed those materials. So, I replace some of my minions with foraging minions. Collecting from them will give me XP to my J Dragon egg. I just need to wait today for those minions to work and for the feeder to reset. In the meantime, I need more cookies. You'll never take me alive, bearer. I'm back, collected from my minion, and they gave barely any pet XP. But I don't want to wait until tomorrow for the feeder to reset. I want the Jade Dragon now. I tried buying a second Cadacious feeder to get past the 20our time limit, but it didn't work. So, I created a second Minecraft account, logged into Hypixel, and gave them the bowl and drag it weight. This is called boosting. I would get banned for doing this. They'll never find out. I'm recording this video. I can't do it. I'll have to wait until tomorrow. I have to learn to be patient unless I create a Gugg that has time travel. I went 20 hours into the future and fed my jade dragon egg. And I did it. A jade dragon. I'm naming it Sprafor. Couldn't have done it without